What a Curb and a Car Tire Might Talk About...

( must be read in a Dr. Seuss type voice or else it sounds lame )

Although it is a dreaded occurence, and most would not like to find out, it is quite an unanswered question, what your curb and tire talk about. Maybe in the event of a crash, the curb would charge the tire , " You have skidded my paint!" he would say, and find a lawyer for hire. " You were in my way, " the tire would say, his voice sounding quite stout, " and at least I am not a place where people go when they take the garbage out."

Or maybe the two would be friends, and chat like there was tomorrow. If Tire was popped or in need of a fix, would Curb share his sorrow? It is a long pondered question for people like me, much like the chicken and egg legacy. But at least we have a mere clue of the answer, though the drift is still lost at sea.

I actually wrote this and the " Who Filled the Pool with Strawberry Jell-o?" before the thunder and lightning one, I just posted them out of order. :)