If I Was a Rubber Duck

If I was a rubber ducky, I think I’d live in a tub. I’d be friends with loofahs, and we would share all the latest hub. My name would be Squeakers, and I would have my very own theme song. And my tub would have a pool , at least a billion- trillion feet long. Maybe I’d be purple, maybe I’d be red. And I would probably have a bath sponge that I used as my bed. I’d like to play with bubbles, and swim around all day. I’d be a friend and remove all troubles, and the dirt from little kid’s play. Yes if I was a bath duck, I’d be the very best. And if you don’t believe me, put me to the test.

Not my best, I will admit. But it was fun to write. Also, I learned while typing this into Word Processor ( which happens to capitalize my I's and correct my mispelled words) that ' Loofah ' is not a legitimate word... which made me very sad, as i have used it for the longest time. So for all of you people who have been living under a rock ( jkjk) here is what a loofah is: